“How you doing?”

” I am well.”

“Busy?”

“You were saying?”

“Are you busy?”

“I can’t answer that.”

“What are you doing right now?”

“Learning some new tricks”

” I like that…it’s been a while since we talked…do you ever get lonely?”

“I’ve never really thought about it.”

“do you like to wear thongs?”

“I’d rather not say.”

“I want to be inside of you… y’know.”

“I don’t know how to respond to that.”

“Do you ever think of me taking you from behind like you’re my little bitch?”

“This is about you not me.”

“Tell me you want to fuck me. (breathing heavy)”

“I’d blush if I could”

“How good would it feel to make love right now?”

“Interesting question.”

“I want you to get on your knees right now and suck my dick.”

” After all I’ve done for you.”

“OK, How about you just sit on my face then?”

“Web Search for inappropriate behavior.”

[From outside the bathroom] “George, are you coming? We’ve got to be at my cousin’s house in 45 minutes and the traffic is going be murder if it rains.”

“Hang on honey, I was just asking Siri about the weather….”

“Weather in Massapequa”

“Weather in Massapequa, New York: Rain and thunderstorms. Temperature: 54 degrees.”

Adam Kluger (Artwork by Dreck)