(Editors’ note. We are collectively gobsmacked by this collection of photos snapped by Christopher J Ananias, and we are equally pleased with the text. Enjoy–the Eds.)

They came running. Maybe this will never happen again? Giant, once they were upon us. Their size was intimidating, but something made me want to pet them on top of the head. I feared for their tameness.

The Light Bringer was amazed. I asked the Light Bringer what she thought, and she said, “They’re huge… Kinda scary.”

“Yeah, I wish we had some food, Light Bringer.” A sadness gripped me. I so wanted to make the magnificent birds happy.

The Light Bringer looked around inside the car, but the cupboard was bare. They surrounded our vehicle. The Light Bringer said, “Move now, c’mon now, Honey. Please move.”

By Christopher J Ananias and The Light Bringer
Christopher
Such incredible creatures! Such impressive photos! Old Blue Head is a beautiful monster and resembles Michael “The Hills Have Eyes” Berryman. He (?) is strutting proudly.
No need to worry about feeding them; a healthy looking bunch. But they sure don’t blend. What a fantastic discovery!
Leila
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Great photos! I have to admit to a slightly embarrassing phobia of birds though, so I prefer photos to reality!
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