(The careful, or at least conscious reader, may have noted the header images have nothing to do with the text this week. Now, they could if I decided to go on a metaphysical rant, but I will not. Lacking images from a Pygmy Goat and Lamb Civil War, I have chosen images I like–LA)
You Broke the Wind of War by Dame Daisy
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Wretched fuzz balls walk on four cloven hoovely hooves
Never in key with the Goatly Goatess tunes
The Moving Hoof is steadfast and mighty
Whilst Lambs trot about unclean and unsightly
ii
Doth Goatesses need to be shown the shears?
Doth Goatesses look the same front and rear?
The answer is too clearly abundant
Goats ruley rule little Lambs redundant!
Oh Yeah! By The Lambs
i
Oh Yeah! Say we the Lamb Collective
Oh Yeah! To you the mental defective
Tin can eater you will dine on your words
You feta dispenser of sour curds
ii
We challenge you to fight a Civil War
We will win and you will lose…um, erm, in a word that rhymes with war
We shall rule the Saragun countryside
And you will kiss the hooves that, um erm, rhyme with countryside in a cool way!
Dame Daisy after seeing the Lambystan Anthem has insisted on equal time:
Daisy Dell (sort of to the tune of Good King Wences)
Daisy Dell promises hell
To the children of Shee-heep
Daisy Dell shall ring the bell
When their dip gets to dee-heep
Adverbally wonderfully and swee-eet
Daisy Dell will be hell for the children of Shee-heep









