i
the orange wingly winged wee billigits
protested their unrhymed color to bits
poetry is bigotry they chanted
we demand a wordly word be made to fit
ii
this wise moving hoof had to scoffly scoff
you boys are too quick to poutly pout
invent your own rhymes and quit whining
knockingly knock it off or I’ll knock you out
iii
this threatly threat caused a new vexation
it started the realm’s united nations
movements put the smell in silly shit
billies are our squeezers of creation
iv
so it has come down to the scorngely scornge
that everyday is a morngely mornge
and I blamely blame the billi-half-wits
for dumb rhymely rhymes to use with orange
Saragun Springs 
Wishing only to be helpful (sole purpose in my life), may I bring to your attention the name of a mountain in South Wales, just south of Abergavenny? It’s called ‘The Blorenge,’ a boon to poets everywhere.
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Thank you Mick!
Buh-wa-hahah! A sequel is born.
Leila
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Oh I say – Every day’s a school day. I didn’t know about that wonderful ryhme.
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I reckon Ms Kloverleaf should watch out when walking on the plane lest billigit slippers/that look like kippers/fall at speed/so just take heed/and watch the sky/as they pass by/or an injured pate/may be her fate/the writing hoof/may feel aloof/but newtons laws/can be the cause – of a large and throbbing swelling on the bontz. What terrible doggerel, I hang my head in shame but I was just in the mood to rhyme a bit. Sorry, really sorry.
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Diane
That’s brilliantly brill, says the quilly quill!
Leila
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Leila
I see here that my other comment has been shot out into the Universe or otherwise emended via complete disappearance, but let me just say again that it’s a joy to see Omar Khayyam’s and Edward Lear’s favorite successor reappear like this so suddenly out of nowhere!
I also mentioned Dylan’s song “Angelina,” for comparison; Angelina, whose name he rhymes with concertina, hyena, subpoena, Argentina, and arena.
The Moving Hoof shows a Dylanesque facility with rhyme, big time, and long term!
Thank you!
Dr. D
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Thank you Dale
I always appreciate your remarks and I sympathize with the internet trolls who hang out in word press like little Sal Mineo film thugs.
Daisy gas a hugh altitude ego, but giving her a Dylan compliment gave her cause to blush!
Leila
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It rhymes, no dialog, and adverbs so it is horrible. Ha ha – Joking to show that I know that you broke the stupid rules made up by professionals who have no idea.
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Hi Doug
Thank you. Do rules matter to people ignorant of them? I know laws do (or so Hamilton Burger states at least once a week).
Leila
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I saw this while having a Perry rerun. on the TV. Coincidence city.
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