jesus the bibulous

begat jesus the proletarian

begat jesus the foolosopher

begat jesus the loopy galilean

begat jesus the stand-up chameleon

as if there were not enough problems

with jesus the sword-bearer astride a white steed

jesus the strung up simulacrum

or gentile jesus meek ‘n’ mild

not to mention jesus the selfless bastard

the son-of-god business

all that water wine