i

willie told the gits a tale of his genes

about a donkey legend named Uncle Feen

feen was a humble jackass of no note

but when times got tough he busted the scene

ii

feen flew deep into the darkness of hell

he went in and kicked satans belly bell

yet his legendary task had gone unknown

until his nephew donkey had to tell

iii

people scoffed and said no way was feen so brave

donkeys are useless except as for slaves

but after many kicks to the scoffers heads

the people admitted to being knaves

iv

spread the story across the land serene

of the bravest donkey that’s ever been

and may all the heads bow out of respect

you’re a better ass than I uncle feen