a sample of the rubaiyat of the billigits

since the tale ended a day early, please behold the first four quatrains of the rubaiyat of the billigits (translated by daisy kloverleaf)

billigits eschew all capital letters and punctuation marks

The full version will be coming to this site sometime this spring

Leila

i

gather ye all around the fire and sit

and hear the legend of the billigits

with ears wide open and pieholes kept shut

‘tis the best path to our wittily wit

ii

up in the sky is neither bird nor plane

neither ping nor pong nor shania twain

tis winged folk orange blue fair and wee

silence fools as i explainly explain

iii

wee folk eighteen inches from tip to toe

neither boy nor girl nor escargot

the billigits are always front page news

admiredly admired dontcha know

iv

they serve a witch one bewitchingly fair

they sing and dance to the autotune lyre

they wear hemp slippers that fall off in flight

they billigittingly stun all who stare

12 thoughts on “a sample of the rubaiyat of the billigits

  1. Dale Williams W Barrigar's avatar Dale Williams W Barrigar says:

    Leila

    This is AWESOME! If you weren’t a poet before (and you were), you are now!

    It conjures up ghosts of Thurber, Edward Lear or Lewis Carroll with massive originality, plus cummings and others thrown in not to mention Omar K.! (As Bloom says, no poem can be written or read without another poem in mind.)

    Looking forward to more, this is much LOL and very re-readable like all poetry!

    Dale

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      • Dale Williams W Barrigar's avatar Dale Williams W Barrigar says:

        Leila

        This opening section of “the rubaiyat of the billigits” is narcotically addictive. The humor is life-affirmingly hilarious, the poetry adaptation is perfectly brilliant, and the wild imagination is (almost literally) out of this world. This one section alone already has the feel of a contemporary classic. No joke!

        Dale

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  2. Dale Williams W Barrigar's avatar Dale Williams W Barrigar says:

    Poetess

    After a few more re-reads, I can proudly proclaim that my original judgement/s about this were (and are) totally accurate! This is a project that MUST be pursued and continue to come to fruition! Can’t wait for more whenever the time comes!

    D

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  3. Brillliant. the rhymes made me laugh and you mentioned the slippers. I love the slippers. Twain and explain is on a par with halleluia and do – ya in my favourite rhymes of all time. dd

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  4. Thank you Diane!

    The quatrain pattern easily allows for little sing song rhymes, like a children’s song. Only took a few minutes to do this due to the comfort of the pattern. Now, sonnets, however, appear to be awfully formidable. Maybe the boys will attempt one someday. If they survive the rubaiyat!

    Leila

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